Bonfire of the Insanities (please see disclaimer) (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} uberjeep) wrote,@ 2008-02-07 10:34:00 |
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Heath Ledger killed by global warming?
According to toxicology reports, large amounts of carbon were found in his body. The autopsy also indicated high serum levels of oxycodone, hydrocodone (Vicodin), diazepam, temazepam, doxylamine and Xanax. So an 'accidental overdose' is the formal verdict, but as you can tell, I'm not convinced.
Fortunately for Sanofi-Aventis, who have their own big problems, Ambien is off the hook on Ledger's death--apparently he had used the controversial sleeping pill last year but it didn't work for him.
So could global warming be the cause? It certainly seems to have been responsible for the extinction of all life on Venus and will ultimately, if you believe the media, be responsible for the deaths of every man, woman and child on planet Earth as well.
According to toxicology reports, large amounts of carbon were found in his body. The autopsy also indicated high serum levels of oxycodone, hydrocodone (Vicodin), diazepam, temazepam, doxylamine and Xanax. So an 'accidental overdose' is the formal verdict, but as you can tell, I'm not convinced.
Fortunately for Sanofi-Aventis, who have their own big problems, Ambien is off the hook on Ledger's death--apparently he had used the controversial sleeping pill last year but it didn't work for him.
So could global warming be the cause? It certainly seems to have been responsible for the extinction of all life on Venus and will ultimately, if you believe the media, be responsible for the deaths of every man, woman and child on planet Earth as well.
