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| User: | uberjeep (6969692)
Bonfire of the Insanities
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| Name: | Bonfire of the Insanities (please see disclaimer) |
| Location: | Australia |
| Bio: | DISCLAIMER: I work as a psych nurse. I use this blog to blow off some steam about my profession. Unfortunately the nature of my work does not allow me to make jokes about cute and nice things like kittens, for example, except insofar as they are drowned, tortured or set alight. I take every precaution to ensure the anonymity of people I work with or care for. My entries obviously do not represent the opinions of my employers, which is why I haven't mentioned them. In fact, for all intents and purposes, this blog is fiction, and I don't exist. My name is Gus and I'm an incredibly intelligent orangutang. If you are easily offended, you probably shouldn't be reading this. This blog may contain offensive language. In fact, you can pretty much fucking bet it does.
Of course I'm not responsible for any third party content contained within this blog, including in the comments or through any links to other webpages. I can barely balance my own check book. If you're under eighteen or whatever the age of majority is in your country, don't read this. The inevitable psychological scars you will carry for the rest of your life won't help you score chicks, they will just make you bitter. I feel obliged to point out that bitter is my bread and butter.
I assert the right to be identified as the author of this blog, so if you want to reproduce it or transmit it in any form, please ask me for my written permission.
Finally, for God's sake don't follow any of my advice, especially if I make some broad ludicrous statement about proactive suicide. If you suffer from mental health problems, speak to a professional near you. |
| Interests: | 53: 2142, anthony loyd, battlefield, beaujolais, black books, black humour, bowmore, chateauneuf du pape, cormac mccarthy, crime fiction, dark humour, darwin awards, dashiell hammett, david sedaris, dispatches, doug stanhope, dylan moran, economics, eric dolphy, funk, funkadelic, graham central station, iain banks, jaco pastorius, james ellroy, jazz, jim butcher, john coltrane, laphroaig, leonard cohen, maceo parker, medeski martin and wood, mesolimbic pathways, michael chabon, michael herr, miles davis, nootropics, novels, nursing, peter temple, pinot noir, psychiatry, retards, retroactive neurotransmitters, robert randolph, robert sapolsky, schizophrenia, science fiction, sly stone, stanley clarke, steven pinker, the meters, zen |
| Schools: | None listed |
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| Member of: | 7: cynical_nurse, la_francophonie, learn_french, ohnotheydidnt, psychonoir, servecold, swred |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
